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Thread: Once I had it All
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22nd November 2017, 07:56 PM #1
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Once I had it All
I talked to a to a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way.
He said, "Up until last month, I still had it all.
I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line.
I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical coverage."
I felt sorry for him, so I asked, "What happened ? Drugs ? Alcohol ? Divorce ?"
"Oh no, nothing like that," he said,....... I was paroled !To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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22nd November 2017, 08:39 PM #2
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Does the missing punchline revolve around being paroled?
Nothing succeeds like a budgie without a beak.
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22nd November 2017, 08:58 PM #3
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Like the old guy in "Shawshank Redemption"
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22nd November 2017, 10:37 PM #4
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Thanks for that, it was there earlier, when I was trying to delete the other posting. Don't know what happened, but it's fixed now.
KrynTo grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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