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9th November 2017, 08:22 AM #1
Frequent Flyer
As a frequent flier, I get annoyed when other passengers disregard
the airline attendant's plea to stay seated when the plane taxies to
the gate.
One attendant captured my heart by announcing:
"The captain will be parking the aircraft at Gate 41 in approximately
two minutes.
I've seen the captain's car. So if I were you, I'd remain seated."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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9th November 2017, 08:37 AM #2rrich Guest
On a flight to Los Angeles (LAX) one of the flight attendants was banging the service cart into every other row of seats. I asked her work partner if she drove on the I-405. (The closest multi lane highway to LAX.) Snickering, the answer was, "Nah, she lives in Atlanta." I did get a free drink by asking the question, however.
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