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    Default Today's saying or thought

    One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all
    kinds of social obligations just by saying that you are too tired.
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    That's why my wife reckons I am a bicycle
    ... because I am "two tyred".
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    That's why my wife reckons I am a bicycle
    ... because I am "two tyred".
    Maybe your about to be 're-cycled'
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    or framed
    Cheers Fred



    The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
    http://www.redbubble.com/people/fredsmi ... t_creative"

    Updated 26 April 2010
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    Is that why your deflated
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
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    It could be worse, you could be a retread
    Learning to make big bits of wood smaller......

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    or all chained up.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    Better than framed and hung.

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