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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    SW Sydney
    Age
    75
    Posts
    12

    Default Resignation as an Adult

    I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult:

    I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an
    8-year old again.

    I want to go to McDonald's and think that it's a four-star restaurant.

    I want to sail sticks across a fresh mud puddle and make ripples with rocks.

    I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them.

    I want to lie under a big oak tree and run a lemonade stand with my
    friends on a hot summer's day.

    I want to return to a time when life was simple. When all you knew
    were colors, multiplication tables, and nursery rhymes, but that
    didn't bother you, because you didn't know what you didn't know and
    you didn't care.

    All you knew was to be happy because you were blissfully unaware of
    all the things that should make you worried or upset.

    I want to think the world is fair. That everyone is honest and good.

    I want to believe that anything is possible.

    I want to be oblivious to the complexities of life and be overly
    excited by the little things again.

    I want to live simple again.

    I don't want my day to consist of computer crashes, mountains of
    paperwork, depressing news, how to survive more days in the month
    than there is money in the bank, doctor bills, gossip, illness, and
    loss of loved ones.

    I want to believe in the power of smiles, hugs, a kind word, truth,
    justice, peace, dreams, the imagination, mankind, and making angels
    in the snow.

    So, here's my checkbook and my car-keys, my credit card bills and my
    401K statements. I am officially resigning from adulthood.

    And if you want to discuss this further, you'll have to catch me
    first, cause "Tag! You're it!"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Feb 2013
    Location
    Australia
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    I have blanket fort and colouring books, wanna come and play? My kids won’t mind they are 30 odd and think they are tooooo good for a blanket fort


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