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    Talking Lost in Wal-Mart

    Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they collide. Thefirst old guy says to the second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking formywife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

    The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking formy wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

    The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What doesshelook like?"

    The second old guy says, "Well, she is 27 years old, tall, with red hair,blue eyes, long legs, big busted, and is wearing short shorts. What doesyour wife look like?"


    To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look foryours."

    To err is human, to really stuff up requires a computer!

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    haha still cant stop laughing . nice work

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