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25th August 2017, 08:08 AM #1
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Medical Reason
A mother said to her grown-up daughter:
"Honey, I don't want you to think I have diabetes because I'm fat.
I have diabetes because it runs in our family."
The daughter shook her head in despair, "No, Mom," she replied, "you
have diabetes because no one runs in our family."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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27th August 2017, 11:06 AM #2
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Reminds me of how I was disqualified when competing in the
5km walk at the 1956 Olympics. All because my nose was running.Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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27th August 2017, 11:14 AM #3
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This brings to mind something my Dad told me.....throughout his life he never missed his 3 mile run every morning......he never did it and never missed it.
Just do it!
Kind regards Rod
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