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24th August 2017, 03:47 PM #1
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The Hard of Hearing
In Church, the wife told her husband she let out a silent FART, the husbands reply is gold.
An elderly couple, Pauline and Frank were recently attending a Church service at their retirement village.
The couple had just celebrated their 50th wedding anniversary.
About half way through the service, Pauline took a pen and paper out of her purse, wrote a note and handed it to Frank.
The note said "I just let out a silent FART, what do you think I should do?"
Frank scribbled back; "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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28th August 2017, 09:15 AM #2rrich Guest
I turned my hearing aids all the way up. What were you saying about church?
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28th August 2017, 10:34 PM #3
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As we get older, we are full of aids, hearing aids, walking aids, looking aids, eating aids.
To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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