A Vicar gave a sermon to the congregation about Love Thy Neighbor and Forgive They Enemy
and asked the congregation if anyone had no enemies.
A little old lady at the back of the church put up her hand.
He asked her to come to the pulpit and tell everyone how come she has no enemies.
Took her about 5 minutes to get to the pulpit, where the Vicar asked her again
to explain how she has no enemies.
To which she addressed the congregation, I outlived all the B*st**ds!!!