A State Trooper pulled an 87-year-old woman over for speeding.

As he looked at her driver's license he was surprised to notice that attached to it was a conceal weapon permit.

Taken aback, he couldn't help but ask, “Do you have a gun in your possession?”

She replied in her crackly voice, “Indeed, I do. Why I have a 45 automatic in the glove box.”

The trooper then asked if she had any other weapons.

She replied, “I have a 9 mm Glock in the center console.”

The shocked trooper asked, “Is that all the weapons you are transporting?”

The little old lady held up her purse and replied, "Well, I do keep a 38 special in my purse.”

Finally, the astonished trooper asked, "What are you afraid of?”

And the little old lady smiled and replied: "Not a Flaming Thing."