Three blokes were lost in the desert and near death. One went ahead and eventually found a waterhole. After having a short drink he was completely revitalised and ran back to the other two. He proceeded to put one bloke on his back and ran back to the waterhole and again the water did the trick. Together they ran back to the ailing mate but he was failing fast.

Would you believe it - they saw an old wheelchair nearby so they placed the fellow on and together they ran back to the waterhole. He was almost dead so in desperation they pushed him into the waterhole whilst still in the wheelchair.

A miracle of all miracles occurred. The chap died but the wheelchair was retrieved and had a brand new set of radial ply tyres and power steering fitted.