On vacation a nine-year-old boy and his father were at the pool,
where two very attractive women wearing very skimpy bikinis were sunning themselves.

The father noticed that his son kept staring at the girls and they would
occasionally glance back at him.

He was bracing himself for questions his son might have when they got up to leave.

His son watched the girls very closely as they left, then he turned
to his father and said,
"Dad, can I take that candy bar those girls left behind?"