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  1. 19th May 2017, 08:13 AM #1
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    There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't,
    and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
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  2. 19th May 2017, 08:39 AM #2
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't,
    and that's a wife who can't cook and will.
    Or a Mother that can't but will.
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  3. 19th May 2017, 08:50 AM #3
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    Ah yes. When we first married, SWMBO asked me how long she had to boil eggs for before they were tender.
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  4. 20th May 2017, 01:04 AM #4
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    When I was first married to number 1, she used to cook UFO's (Unidentified Fried Objects)
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