Something to ponder

[Rodgera]

A genie came to me and asked, "What's your first wish?"

I answered, "I wish I was rich!"

Then the genie said, "What's your second wish, Rich?"

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Did you know that "dammit i'm mad" spelled backwards is "dammit I'm mad"?

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A young man, while bringing flowers to a cemetery, noticed an old Chinese man placing a bowl of rice on a nearby grave.

The young man walked up to the Chinese man and asked, "When do you expect your friend to come up and eat the rice?"

The old Chinese man replied with a smile, "Same time your friend comes up to smell the flowers."

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Did you hear about the guy that created the KNOCK KNOCK JOKE?

He won the NO-BELL prize.

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[rwbuild]

The last one is worthy of a gold plated groan button

[rrich]

The last one is worthy of a gold plated groan button

SWMBO who struggles to not laugh at most of these Dad jokes, laughed at it.