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21st February 2017, 11:39 AM #1
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Twins
Recently a young woman came into my father's insurance office with her
newborn twins.
Dad asked her if she ever had any trouble telling them apart.
She gave him a funny look before responding,
"No, I haven't had any problem.
This is Benjamin, and this is Elizabeth."
Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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21st February 2017, 03:22 PM #2
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That was easily solved.
If it had been two boys, ("Pete" and "Repeat")
or two girls, ("Kate" and "Duplicate") it may have been harder.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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21st February 2017, 07:04 PM #3
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Bubba's sister was pregnant with twins when she was in a horrible traffic accident. She was in a coma throughout the pregnancy, and gave birth asleep. When she awoke, she asked about her babies, and was assured that Bubba had selected their names. She thought, "Oh no! Bubba is such an idiot! What names did he give them?" Nurse replied he had named the girl, 'Denise." Sister thought, "That's really a nice name. What did he name the boy?" Nurse replied, "Denephew."
JoeOf course truth is stranger than fiction.
Fiction has to make sense. - Mark Twain
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