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    Default Kitchen Table

    My son had absentmindedly left his sneakers on our kitchen table.
    "That's disgusting," my husband yelled. "Doesn't he realize that we
    eat off that table?"

    Then he went back to work on the car. I cleaned the table and left to
    do my grocery shopping.

    When I came home, I couldn't set my bags down anywhere.

    Sitting in the middle of the kitchen table was a carburetor. AAAGGGHH!!!
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    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    I have to admit that I once cleaned a carburetor on the Kitchen Table.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rodgera View Post
    My son had absentmindedly left his sneakers on our kitchen table.
    "That's disgusting," my husband yelled. "Doesn't he realize that we
    eat off that table?"

    Then he went back to work on the car. I cleaned the table and left to
    do my grocery shopping.

    When I came home, I couldn't set my bags down anywhere.

    Sitting in the middle of the kitchen table was a carburetor. AAAGGGHH!!!
    Sounds like my first wife's place, except it was dishes.
    When everything was dirty, she'd go out and buy another set.
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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    I thought the best place to dismantle a carburetor was the floor. Harder to drop and loose a part. Oh, and do it on a plain white sheet, makes it easier to spot the parts and keeps the floor clean.

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