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    Default Newspaper?

    I was visiting my son last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper.

    "This is the 21st century," he said. "I don't waste money on
    newspapers. Here, you can borrow my iPad."

    I can tell you this, that fly never knew what hit him.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

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    The dimples from catching the glue dripout also probably helped.
    Franklin

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