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    Default Thanksgiving Prayer

    My family traditionally begins the evening meal with a prayer of
    thanks. When they were old enough, we began letting our children say
    the meal prayer. Of course at first they would ask for a pony, a new
    bike, etc. They soon learned the more important things which should
    be included in the prayer.

    At Thanksgiving we had the whole family over. My nine year old wanted
    to say the prayer. It went like this:

    "Heavenly Father, we thank Thee for the turkey, the rolls, the mashed
    potatoes, the red jiggly stuff, and the bread stuff even though I
    don't like it. We ask that You not let us choke on this food."
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    rrich Guest

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    Out of the mouths of children comes some of the best wisdom ever.

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