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  1. #1
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    Default Chicken and the Duck

    An Australian duck was about to cross the road,
    when a chicken ran over and said,
    "Don't do it Mate, you'll never hear the end of it"
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

  2. #2
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    Nevertheless the duck told the chicken to duck over.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

  3. #3
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    He probably quacked up
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.

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    Woddle e' do now
    The person who never made a mistake never made anything

    Cheers
    Ray

  5. #5
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    Walked across I hope. Not an Indian Runner?

    CP

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