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30th August 2016, 08:48 AM #1
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The Circus
A husband and wife who work for the circus go to an adoption agency.
Social workers there raise doubts about their suitability.
The couple produces photos of their 50-foot motor home, which is clean and well maintained and equipped with a beautiful nursery.
The social workers raise concerns about the education a child would receive while in the couple's care.
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor who will teach the child all the usual subjects along with French, Mandarin, and computer skills."
Then the social workers express concern about a child being raised in a circus environment.
"Our nanny is a certified expert in pediatric care, welfare, and diet," the circus couple explained.
The social workers are finally satisfied. They ask, "What age child are you hoping to adopt?"
"It doesn't really matter, as long the kid fits in the cannon.
Stewie
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30th August 2016, 02:20 PM #2rrich Guest
I did not see that one coming.
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31st August 2016, 08:34 AM #3
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They need to check him for the right caliber for the job.
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31st August 2016, 08:45 AM #4
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31st August 2016, 08:04 PM #5
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That was a shot out of left field
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31st August 2016, 09:17 PM #6
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Boom!
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1st September 2016, 12:27 AM #7
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Hope the net is small enough to catch it.
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1st September 2016, 06:53 AM #8rrich Guest
Come on guys! Neil is going to get upset.
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1st September 2016, 07:57 AM #9
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arf a cuppa cement
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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