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  1. 5th August 2016, 10:12 AM #1
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    A friend of mine gets peeved when passers-by pat his twin
    three-year-olds on the head and ask, "Are they twins?"

    But he has found what he considers the perfect reply. "No, they're not," he
    says. "I've got two wives."
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  2. 9th August 2016, 10:44 AM #2
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    If the twins were boys, were their names "Pete" and "Repeat",
    or if girls were they "Kate" and "Duplicate"?
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