A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier
41 to purchase tickets for a sightseeing boat to Alcatraz Prison.

The children weren't good at waiting: they fidgeted, whined, and
punched one another.

The frazzled parents reprimanded them to no avail.

Finally they reached the ticket window. "Five tickets, please," the
father said. "Two round trip, three one way."

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

A penny doesn't sound like much, until you hear it in the dryer.