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    Default The "Talk"

    Before my daughter went on her first date, I gave her "the talk."

    "Sometimes, it's easy to get carried away when you are with a boy," I
    said. "Remember, a short moment of indiscretion could ruin your life."

    "Don't worry," she said. "I don't plan on ruining my life until I get married."

    ----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

    I enjoy long romantic walks to the fridge.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    I went to have a "talk" with my son, when he was 16, he replied "What do you want to know"!!!!!!
    To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.

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