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Thread: Two Questions

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    Default Two Questions

    When eighty-four-year-old William fell in love with his
    eighty-three-year-old neighbor Phyllis, he thought his heart would
    burst with joy. However, little did he know that it was another part
    of his body that would give way first.

    Getting down on his knees to propose to Phyllis, he told her that he
    wanted to ask her two questions. Firstly, would she marry him?

    "Oh yes," she replied. "But what's your second question"

    "Will you help me up?"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

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    I can relate to the second question
    Cheers Fred



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