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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Dec 2002
    Location
    SW Sydney
    Age
    75
    Posts
    12

    Default Exercise Machine

    Enticed by a television promotion, my wife ordered a popular exercise
    machine on a 30-day trial offer.

    Two weeks later she decided not to buy it, and called UPS to arrange
    for pickup.

    The next day the UPS driver arrived at our house.
    "Oh, no, not another one of these," he said.
    "All I've been doing is delivering these machines, then picking them up.
    The only person getting exercise from these things is me!"
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    May 2007
    Location
    Pretty Sally Hill, Wallan Vic
    Age
    85
    Posts
    0

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    Getting his own back !

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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