Mikey and his mother were in the doctor's office for his pre-school
physical.
The receptionist, completing his medical history, asked,
"What is your birthdate?"

"February 25," Mikey answered.

"What year?" the receptionist asked.

"Every year," was Mikey's matter-of-fact reply.

----------- Today's saying or thought -------------------------

You're never too old to learn something stupid.