As I had my 54th birthday this week I thought this might be appropriate..............


To My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you with
your 54 years can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you
as a good wife.Therefore after reading this fax, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed; I shall be back home before midnight.

When the man came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table............

My Dear Husband,
I received your fax and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take
this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at
the Hotel Fiesta with Michael my tennis coach, who like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of maths, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference. Eighteen goes into 54 a lot more
times than 54 goes into 18, therefore I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow