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26th October 2015, 07:38 PM #1
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Marital Preview?
A guy brings his best golf mate home, unannounced, for dinner at 6:30, after golf. His wife screams her head off while his friend sits open mouthed and listens to the tirade.
"My bloody hair & makeup are not done, the house is a bloody mess, the dishes aren't done. Can't you see I'm still in my bloody pyjamas and can't be bothered with cooking tonight!
Why the f*** did you bring him home unannounced you stupid idiot?"
“Because he’s thinking of getting married..."Johnno
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26th October 2015, 08:55 PM #2
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A woman is like a hand grenade,
remove the ring and the house is gone!
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