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18th October 2015, 11:00 PM #1
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Old Dirt Road
The paving of a main dirt road had finally been completed.
Only days later an elderly man pulled out of a side street into the path of an
oncoming truck traveling on the newly paved road. No one was hurt,
but the vehicles were damaged beyond repair.
A witness to the accident asked the elderly man why he had pulled out
in front of the truck. "Didn't you see it coming?"
"I slowed down and looked both ways," he explained, "but I didn't see
any dust."
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting
something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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18th October 2015, 11:29 PM #2
He's dead Jim
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Police officer who pulled over a motorist: "You were going the wrong way down a one way street. Didn't you see the arrows?"
Motorist: "Arrows!?!? Honest Officer, I didn't even see the indians!"Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
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