Hotel service

[fenderbelly]

A Hotel guest calls the Front desk and the clerk answers:
"May I help you?"

The man says, "Yes, I'm in room 858. You need you to send someone to my room immediately.
I'm having an argument with my wife and she says she's going to jump out of the window."
The desk clerk says: "I'm sorry sir, but that's a personal matter."
The man replies: "Listen you idiot."
"The window won't open and that is a maintenance matter."

[Allan at Wallan]

Good one Fred, those window jokes can be a pane. (lol).

Allan

[Lyle]

Nah, you can see right through them.
Lyle.

[KBs PensNmore]

I drive a bus for the local Day Centre, and as we are about to go under the high voltage power lines, I ask them to put their hands on the windows, after we have gone past, I ask if they felt the pain, usually the answer is "No!" I then say "what happened to the pane of glass?".