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Thread: Will i live to see 90
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7th October 2015, 10:47 PM #1
Will i live to see 90
I recently had to get a new Doctor, after 2 visits and exhaustive lab tests,
I was told I was doing fairly well for my age. (I'm almost 80)
A little concerned about that comment,
I couldn't resist asking, "Do you think I'll live to be 90"?
I was asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, drink beer,wine or hard liquor?"
"Oh no" I replied "I'm not doing drugs either"
Then was asked "Do you eat rib eye steaks and BBQ'd ribs?"
I said, "Not much, as my previous doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking or bicycling?"
"No, I don't" I said.
Was then asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No" I said...
The Doctor looked at me and said, "Then, why do you even give a crap"To grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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9th October 2015, 06:34 PM #2
Because if you don't crap, you die. Well, that is, according to my grandmother; "You don't eat, you don't sh**, you die."
(BTW, another recycled joke, but this time it was you KB who posted it, in May. Did you turn 85 since the last post?)
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10th October 2015, 04:23 PM #3
Thanks CAG, hell my CRAFT disease must be getting worse, that I can't even remember putting that joke on here.
KrynTo grow old is mandatory, growing up is optional.
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