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24th August 2015, 08:45 AM #1
The new supermarket
A new supermarket opened near me.
It has an automatic water misting device to keep produce fresh.
Just before it turns on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
When you pass the dairy case, you hear cows moo, and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.
In the meat department, there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks.
When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and
cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and
eggs frying.
The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh
baked bread and cookies.
I don't buy toilet paper there any more.Androgens Order
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