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6th June 2015, 11:55 AM #1
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It's just not fair.
When Miley Cyrus licks a hammer it's called "art" and "music".
When I do it, the cops think I am drunk and they escort me
out of Bunnings.
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7th June 2015, 10:22 PM #2
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Recycling jokes again, Allan? 'Tis a good joke though.
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9th June 2015, 10:15 AM #3
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Have to recycle now and again mate, otherwise
the young blokes on here will never learn anything new.
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9th June 2015, 06:30 PM #4
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9th June 2015, 10:29 PM #5
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We're ALL young blokes, at heart anyway.
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10th June 2015, 11:19 AM #6
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Age is just a set of numbers.
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10th June 2015, 12:14 PM #7
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I was kinda expecting the old "It's not right and it's not fair, Kamahl's left leg that is"...
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10th June 2015, 07:30 PM #8
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I'm one of the young ones Allan! And Miley Cyrus didn't lick a hammer until two years ago.
Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
Have to recycle now and again mate, otherwise
the young blokes on here will never learn anything new.
Allan
I reckon you recycle jokes for the members of the group who have forgotten about reading them the first time around...
Oh, I have another good joke for you;
When Miley Cyrus licks a.....oh wait....
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10th June 2015, 09:54 PM #9
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Originally Posted by CAG
I represent that remark, I think
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11th June 2015, 09:27 AM #10
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... and it's also a newspaper. Originally Posted by Chesand
Age is just a set of numbers.
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12th June 2015, 01:35 PM #11
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.... and Wayne Swan's budget Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
... and it's also a newspaper.
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The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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13th June 2015, 01:03 PM #12
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Reminds me of the bloke in the looney bin who was given a phone book to read.
His review, "great cast but lousy plot"Regards,
Bob
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