One for the girls #2

[Iain]

A refresher course .... . It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A

man only needs to be:



1. a friend

2. a companion

3. a lover

4. a brother

5. a father

6. a master

7. a chef

8. an electrician

9. a carpenter

10. a plumber

11. a mechanic

12. a decorator

13. a stylist

14. a sexologist

15. a gynecologist

16. a psychologist

17. a pest exterminator

18. a psychiatrist

19. a healer

20. a good listener

21. an organizer

22. a good father

23. very clean

24. sympathetic

25. athletic

26. warm

27. attentive

28. gallant

29. intelligent

30. funny

31. creative

32. tender

33. strong

34. understanding

35. tolerant

36. prudent

37. ambitious

38. capable

39. courageous

40. determined

41. true

42. dependable

43. passionate

44. compassionate



WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:



45. give her compliments regularly

46. love shopping

47. be honest

48. be very rich

49. not stress her out

50. not look at other girls



AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:



51. give her lots of attention, but expect little for himself 52. give

her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of

space, never worrying about where she goes 54. give the authority but

never expect her to be responsible 55. give her the last word no matter

what the cost to your life and limb



IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:



56. Never to forget: birthdays, anniversaries and arrangements she

makes.







HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:



1. Show up naked

2. Fix him something to eat.

[Ian007]

I love it!!!

[Auld Bassoon]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Show up naked

2. Fix him something to eat.

And let him buy all the tools an WW stuff he wants...

Cheers!

[Tikki]

The wombat eats roots, shoots and leaves. I guess that's the price you lot pay for wanting to hang around!

Cheers
Tikki

[speedy]

My swmbo read this and said to me " aren't other men like that"

[doug the slug]

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Show up naked

2. Fix him something to eat.

3. bring beer

[Caliban]

3. bring beer

and
4.leave him alone

[doug the slug]

and
4.leave him alone

5. only enter the workshop when specifically invited, to help tail out on a big sawing or routing job, and even then she has to bring beer

[Tikki]

Guys ... at this rate you'll have 56 reasons, and nothing left to whinge about

and
4.leave him alone

hovo, you should have been a wombat

Cheers
Tikki

[doug the slug]

Guys ... at this rate you'll have 56 reasons, and nothing left to whinge about Tikki

Thanks tikki, i didnt think we were that creative


Doug