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  1. #1
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    Default Anyone else get their free S*xpo tickets??

    Went with the SWMBO and some friends last year.

    Obviously I'm on some database somewhere for forever and a day.

    I wonder if there will be any woodies there

    Cheers,
    Andrew

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    You must have spent quite a bit for them to want you to come back for free!

    Is it anything like the WWW show? Guess not, answering my own question - I spend a fortune there each year, and nary a free ticket to be seen.
    "Clear, Ease Springs"
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    Quote Originally Posted by arose62
    I wonder if there will be any woodies there
    (Crikey I've been waiting for hours 4 someone else to say it (Al?,Zed,Gumby comeon fellas??), so I'm going to instead)
    Yep I reckon they'll be a LOT of woodies there, goes with the territory, check out the Viagra stand for the obvoius woodies........so I'm told
    Bruce C.
    catchy catchphrase needed here, apply in writing to the above .

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuart_lees
    Is it anything like the WWW show?
    It's a working with wood show alright, but with a slight twist :eek:
    If at first you don't succeed, give something else a go. Life is far too short to waste time trying.

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    I went a coupla years ago.

    Went to the dunny for a leak.
    Some "THING" about 6 foot 13, in a dress and feather boa came a stood next to me and took a leak too..... :eek: .
    Freaken well freaked me right out...

    I did like the ladies from the lap dancing venue who poured themselves over me though.....

    Anyone got any free tickets to give away??

    Al

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    Fitting BB moniker Andrew


    Cheers..........Sean, staying home


    The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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    Quote Originally Posted by arose62

    I wonder if there will be any woodies there

    Cheers,
    Andrew
    Hi Andrew,

    I guess that the ones who go are those that are beating their... Noooo, I'm not going there

    Cheers!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.Bisson@te
    Hi Andrew,

    I guess that the ones who go are those that are beating their...


    Cheers!
    Chest??

    Al

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    Quote Originally Posted by ozwinner
    Chest??

    Al
    Naw, mate, a bit lower
    Cheers!

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    stomach?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt
    stomach?
    Naw, mate, see previous post

    Clue: it rhymes with "eat" (how far can I go before banning is a real possibility)

    Cheers!

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    Seat??


    Al :confused:

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    feet?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Steve.Bisson@te
    Naw, mate, see previous post

    Clue: it rhymes with "eat" (how far can I go before banning is a real possibility)

    Cheers!
    Not far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by
    Not far.
    I guess that'll have to remain one of life's little mysteries then

    Cheers!

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