Centimetre joke

[Allan at Wallan]

The teacher asked the students to use "centimetre" in a sentence but give a
different meaning to it each time.

Student No. 1. My thumb is about a centimetre wide.

Student No. 2. My Mum tried to park her car at the shopping centre where
there were three meters. She parked at the centre meter.

Student No. 3. My Dad bought some string at Bunnings - it was a cent a metre.

Student No. 4. My Auntie was to arrive by train - I was sent to meet her.


P.S. I used to know another one at least - does anyone remember ?

Allan

[mark david]

If I wrote my life story the book would be a foot....no sorry a centimetre thick

The teacher asked the students to use "centimetre" in a sentence but give a
different meaning to it each time.

Student No. 1. My thumb is about a centimetre wide.

Student No. 2. My Mum tried to park her car at the shopping centre where
there were three meters. She parked at the centre meter.

Student No. 3. My Dad bought some string at Bunnings - it was a cent a metre.

Student No. 4. My Auntie was to arrive by train - I was sent to meet her.


P.S. I used to know another one at least - does anyone remember ?

Allan

[Carry Pine]

Perhaps:

We had trouble with our water bill and they sent a meter reader around from the council.


CP

[rwbuild]

You could smell her scent a metre away

[AlexS]

You could smell her scent a metre away

So how many males to the gallon did she get?

[Carry Pine]

So how many males to the gallon did she get?

You would need to measure that with a scent-o-meter.

cp

[Carry Pine]

You would need to measure that with a scent-o-meter.

cp

Or, if you had a car, you could use the odourometer.

CP