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6th March 2015, 10:21 AM #1
Parking Meter
I was headed to the dentist's early one morning, but when I pulled up
to a parking meter, I realized I didn't have any change. As I got out
of my car, I saw a parking officer heading my way. I called out to
him that I was going to get some change for the meter and asked him
not to give me a ticket. He said that if the meter wasn't set by the
time he got to it, I would get a ticket.
Quickly running into a nearby coffee shop, I ordered a coffee. The
waitress, seeing the bill in my hand, asked if I had anything smaller.
"No", I said, "I'm sorry, I don't."
"It's your lucky day, then" she said, handing me the coffee. "We
don't have any change, so your coffee is on the house!"Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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6th March 2015, 02:30 PM #2
Perhaps he should have gone into the "Ness Cafe" next door
- they may have had some change.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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7th March 2015, 08:55 AM #3GOLD MEMBER
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Youa just trying to mocha the first joke!
CP
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7th March 2015, 09:08 AM #4
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7th March 2015, 09:42 AM #5SENIOR MEMBER
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I bet your anxiety was "brewing" ?
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7th March 2015, 10:08 AM #6GOLD MEMBER
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Which house?
Was it Maxwell's? (Do they still make that stuff?)
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7th March 2015, 11:13 AM #7
That's Smart.
Hugh
Enough is enough, more than enough is too much.
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7th March 2015, 01:07 PM #8
Talk about Harris us with puns
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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8th March 2015, 08:54 PM #10
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8th March 2015, 09:25 PM #11Intermediate Member
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Oh Gloria Jeans, Starbucks!!!
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9th March 2015, 12:03 PM #12
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9th March 2015, 07:47 PM #13
Over rated, move onto the Nes cafe please
The person who never made a mistake never made anything
Cheers
Ray
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9th March 2015, 09:08 PM #14GOLD MEMBER
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Let's stop this nonsense. it's turning into a real grind. And I've bean there before.
cp
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10th March 2015, 10:47 AM #15
Not before I take the plunge(r).
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