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  1. #1
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    Dec 2002
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    Default Peat Moss

    I went into a Big Green Shed to purchase a bale of peat moss.

    I gave a personal check in payment and said to the clerk, "I suppose
    you will want some identification."

    Without hesitation the clerk replied, "No sir, that won't be necessary."

    "How come?" I asked .

    "Crooks don't buy peat moss," answered the clerk.
    Androgens Order
    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.

  2. #2
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    Murray River, NSW
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    Who went into Bunnings? You, another man...? You're forgetting yourself now.

  3. #3
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    Nov 2003
    Location
    Perth West Aust
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    Stirling's brother, Peat???????????
    I tried to be normal once.
    Worst 2 minutes of my life.

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