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    Default Love Story

    I stood quietly, one hand resting on the bed, gazing down at the slim, white shape before me.
    My head was haze of sensual thoughts of what I was about to do.
    I breathed hoarsely and a flicker of doubt crossed my eager mind. Would I be able to perform adequately, or would I merely corrupt the virginal beauty of the form to no good purpose?
    I shook my head.
    Too late now for thoughts of 'what might be'. Now was the time for action!
    I hefted my tool, flipped down my helmet and switched on the lathe....
    If at first you don't succeed, try, try again-- then give up.
    It's no use bashing your head against a wall!

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    Sheesh, at your age, you should know better.

    Midge, Christopha, Zed, please tell me this isn't what I have to look forward to ... err ... I think Christopha's the only one closer to that than me. Dammit, I think I need another bottle of stout

    Richard

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    Dendot, can't you read!!!!!!

    U says DEFINATLY NO !!
    I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
    Kev

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    Dendot,

    that's crying out for the inclusion of:

    "As I held my tool in my hand, feeling the weight and strength of its formidable length, I knew I was going to start out roughly, and save the finesse and gentleness for the end."



    Sorry, far too much time spent in doctors' and physiotherapists' waiting rooms, reading the women's mags that seem to be the only form of entertainment.
    Why are there never Playboy, Penthouse, AWR etc. etc. available?
    Can we start a class sexual discrimination case???

    Cheers,
    Andrew

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