The aging process......

[MBM888]

Men at 25 play football;

Men at 40 play tennis;

Men at 60 play golf;

Have you noticed that as you get older, your balls get smaller

[Scott]

I'm nearly fifty and play basketball and have got one of those fitness balls at home

[A Duke]

So how come they play marbles at 10?

[Scott]

So how come they play marbles at 10?

Because there is probably a deep seated, repressed knowledge that, at our age, your going to lose your marbles.

[Allan at Wallan]

We do seem to get our sporting priorities wrong.

When men are younger they play cricket, hit the ball
as far as possible, and make someone else run for it.

When we get older we play golf, hit the ball as far
as possible, then spend ages trying to find it.

Allan