History of Australian Bushrangers

[Peter R]

I hereby present, for your entertainment, a short history of Australian Bushrangers : Ned, Ros and now De-Anne the legend lives on.

Peter R.

[echnidna]

huh?????????????

[outback]

I'm thinkin' he's pointing out members of the Kelly family.

[echnidna]

sounds like a sydney thing!

[craigb]

I'm thinkin' he's pointing out members of the Kelly family.

Oh I see. The first was a horse thief, armed robber and murderer, the last two are female politicians.

Yep. There's a definite connection.

[bitingmidge]

I thought they all wear/wore body armour...I'm sure I've seen rivets poking through the jumpers of the latter?

P

[Gumby]

I thought it was just me
I have no idea what he is on about.............

[fxst]

[QUOTE=Peter R]I hereby present, for your entertainment, a short history of Australian Bushrangers : Ned, Ros and now De-Anne the legend lives on.

yabut can they make pancakes???
that is the question :confused:

[echnidna]

So who is De-Anne ???

[Daddles]

I shocked. Nay, horrified. How DARE he mention Ned in the same breath as politicians. As we all know, Ned would have been a failure at politics - he was honest about being a crook.

Richard

[Peter R]

So who is De-Anne ???

Sit yourself down,Bob, whilst I explain about my little bit of sarcasm.

Some of the board got it, it was a reference to the Kelly's. You see the first was Ned, he was a big bad man that roamed about the VICTORIAN and NSW country side sticking up good people. The second was Ros,Kelly, also known as 'Whiteboard' Ros. Labor, I think, who gave away copious amounts of taxpayers money to impress her boss. One particular grant from this lady was in this local area with the netballers. They wanted $50g to build their club house, Ros said NO girls, take $80g. The third is De-anne Kelly, Bob, a federal politician..FEDERAL, Bob, like in the big house with Johnny boy, Bob, you have heard of Johnny haven't you Bob? De-Anne's husband was working in De-Anne's office against the rules of the Prime Minister, Little Johnny, Bob, and he was sending viruses to other ministers, and that was naughty. De-Anne is also accused of abusing hundreds of thousands of taxpayers dollars much to the delight of Mark Latham, have you heard of Mark, Bob?

Sorry Bob, I am a real smart **** sometimes

Peter R.

[Gumby]

Sorry Bob, I am a real smart **** sometimes

Peter R.

And your last post would back that up.

Bob wasn't the only one who didn't have a clue what you were on about.
Sorry Peter, not a good post in my opinion.

[Sturdee]

Peter R.

Whilst I knew who the three were I also could not see the connection apart from them having the same surname. Whilst it might have made sense to you to me it didn't.

However your explanation is even worse. You make out that our hero Ned, a victim of colonial and British oppression, is a big bad man. What utter rot. Then to say that politicians doing their job ( giving away taxpayers money ) are crooks :eek: and similar to our Ned. Not very entertaining.

Peter get back in the shed and do some woodworking.

BTW I know who little Johnny is but the rules on politics stops me saying what I think of him. Don't want to yield his battle axe do we now.

Peter.

[Gumby]

Peter R.

You make out that our hero Ned, a victim of colonial and British oppression, is a big bad man. What utter rot. Peter.

He's no hero of mine Pete, he was just a crook.

[echnidna]

If you read the history books Gumby, Ned was persecuted into becoming a crook.