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  1. #1
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    Default Caught a thief in the workshop!

    I’ve been charged with murder for killing the thief with sandpaper – to be honest, I only intended to rough him up a bit.

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    Photo's or it never happened.

    There goes the new shed and move.

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    That's so bad it's funny
    regards
    Nick
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    tornavi
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    Greg you have to be very carfull when you rub someone up the wrong way as they can get very abrasive towards you.
    Jim Carroll
    One Good Turn Deserves Another. CWS, Vicmarc, Robert Sorby, Woodcut, Tormek, Woodfast
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    I know it's bad, think of it as payback

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    Lucky he didn't sand blast you.
    Cliff.
    If you find a post of mine that is missing a pic that you'd like to see, let me know & I'll see if I can find a copy.

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    I know that bloke !

    He only intended going to the library to get a braille book
    for his blind mate.

    The library was closed so he got some sandpaper from Groggy.

    His blind mate said it was the roughest book he had
    ever read.

    Allan
    Life is short ... smile while you still have teeth.

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    Better you killed him , otherwise you would have had an emery for life.

    Your starting to act like that sherrif in the latest John Wayne movie remake 'True Grit'
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    How gritty can you get ?

    Cheers
    Johnno

    Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

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