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30th December 2010, 11:05 AM #1
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Best riddles of the year
Why is a Girraffes neck so long?
Because its head is so far away from its body.Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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30th December 2010, 08:07 PM #2
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You have pinched your grandchildren's Xmas joke book
Originally Posted by munruben
John ...c'mon, give it back.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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31st December 2010, 09:50 AM #3
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No way, I'm enjoying it too much. Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan
You have pinched your grandchildren's Xmas joke book
John ...c'mon, give it back.
Allan
Reality is no background music.
Cheers John
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31st December 2010, 11:19 AM #4
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When you see geese flying in a V formation, why is one leg of the V always longer than the other?
Because it's got more geese in it.Pugwash.
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31st December 2010, 02:21 PM #5
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I often wondered Originally Posted by pugwash
Reality is no background music.
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31st December 2010, 02:37 PM #6
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Did you know Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he gave an uppercut to a horse Originally Posted by munruben
... I didn't know about the geese but its obvious when you think about it I guess
It's only a mistake if you don't learn from it.
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31st December 2010, 04:59 PM #7
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We learn a little every day eh? Originally Posted by corbs
Did you know Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he gave an uppercut to a horse...
Reality is no background music.
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