What job would you really like

[Peter R]

I wouldn't mind being the District Forrester on the One Tree Plain, or the official tester in a screw factory.

I reckon that I would make a good starter for the human race...been around long enough.

What about you? Nothing sensible now, which wont be hard for some of ya!

Peter R

[John Saxton]

Chancellor of the Exchequer with all VISA controls at my fingertips

Cheers

[echnidna]

Just a woodworker (with a top salary)

[jackiew]

As a very opinionated person ( you hadn't noticed had you ? ) I don't think I'd settle for anything less than world domination ( and I don't mean I want to be a dominatrix! ). However I suspect that ultimate power would go totally to my head and I would not be a very popular world leader ... assassination attempts would follow and it would all end in tears.

[Grunt]

Quality Control at the James Squire Brewery

[Wongo]

A maths teacher or a chef in a Chinese take away. Either way I would have to starve my family. Well maybe not for a chef.

[Zed]

God.

I'd reforest the earth and turn crooks and politicians into local wildlife, i'd ban explotiation of the sea from for 50 yrs to allow it to repopulate and then control its use forever more. I'd provide free energy and matter transference and confiscate all the transport byways and replant forests inthier places. It would be an offence punishable by instant charcolisation to kill a wild animal not considered feral to an area. No animal would be allowed to be killed and eaten/wasted unless it was specifically grown for the purpose. I'd ban mdf and asbestos and hang spammers by thier balls in public places. Free health and interstallar travel would be made available. I would encourage the arts and sciences. I'd provide free matter converter food creating machine thingys and most importantly debunk religion once and for all.

This I would do, so help me me.

[Daddles]

Spike Milligan for World King.
And I'd be his chief giggler.

Richard

[Christopha]

A Greenie shooter, lets face it those dills need a decent bounty on their flea ridden scalps so I could make a fair quid..... they would be easy targets too as they don't seem to be too bright.

[DaveInOz]

I would be the very highly paid subject of an intensive experiment in to human phycology and physiology.
They would give me everything I wanted, and place no demands on me. I would sleep when i felt like it, drink when i felt like it, watch my home cinema loud .........
The hypothesis being I would turn in to a lazy slob with no redeaming social value or moral fiber.

This test would take the rest of my life.

or maybe something with some resposibility, like quality control at a high class whore house

[LineLefty]

I'd be an ice sculptor. Art with a chainsaw, now that would have to be fun.

[Termite]

Must be the mood I'm in, I cant think of anything I'd rather be, apart from retired.

[Ben from Vic.]

God.

......and most importantly debunk religion once and for all.

Performance car test driver.

All the companies in the world that produce performance cars would have to send me one of each of their fast cars, so I could test them, and determin if they live up to their status.

This would need to include all types of driving, from full track days, to daily driving and some sort of cannon-ball run on open roads.

I suppose I'd have to keep one or two of them for further analisys.

I'd also need a Get out of Jail pass, to combate the effects of Steve Tax and the Greed cameras.


vroom vroom.


Ben.

[AlexS]

Quality Control at the James Squire Brewery

Sorry Grunt, industrial strength nepotism has ensured that's my job. James was my great^4 grandfather.

Mind you, his reputation was such that probably half Australia (and a fair few English) can claim descent. :eek:

[Pat]

Government sponsored Beach Bum.