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19th October 2004, 09:40 AM #1
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How to tell if a cat is dead
A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil.
"Because I p!ssed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently.
"You did WHAT ? ! ?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst!' and it didn't move."
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19th October 2004, 07:41 PM #2
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19th October 2004, 10:32 PM #3
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I bet the kids name is Johnny.
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20th October 2004, 08:41 AM #4
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Now that is MY kind of cat!
I try and do new things twice.. the first time to see if I can do it.. the second time to see if I like it
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