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    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

    After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I
    cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.'

    The florist was pleased and left the shop.

    When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a
    'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his
    bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
    community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop.

    The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank
    you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went
    to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you;
    I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was
    very happy and left the shop.

    The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen
    Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.

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