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Thread: A Guy's Fairy Tale
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11th June 2010, 05:08 PM #1
A Guy's Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a
beautiful young lady named Snow White,
“Will you marry me?”
Snow White said “NO!”
And the Prince lived happily ever after and
rode motorcycles and went fishing and
hunting and played golf and dated women
half his age and drank beer and scotch and
had tons of money in the bank and left the
toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
The Endregards
David
"Tell him he's dreamin.""How's the serenity" (from "The Castle")
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11th June 2010, 07:13 PM #2
Skwair2rownd
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My version of Utopia!
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11th June 2010, 07:54 PM #3
Brilliant.
I must tell this one the girly. Should I do it before or after our wedding in 4 weeks?
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11th June 2010, 09:19 PM #4anne-maria.
Tea Lady
(White with none)
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11th June 2010, 10:14 PM #5
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13th June 2010, 10:17 PM #6Cheers Fred
The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with the light on.
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16th June 2010, 03:53 PM #7
Awesome joke. Even better idea from TL
Let us know how the speech goes...
Cheers,
Dave
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16th June 2010, 04:00 PM #8
"He's dead Jim" might turn out to be spookily correct in this case......death by a thousand silences.....
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16th June 2010, 07:50 PM #9
Hmm...how about as part of my vows?
I told it to her the other day and was met with stone silence for a good 10 seconds...then she cracked up. Close call
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