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Thread: Poisoned Coffee
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3rd December 2009, 05:01 PM #1
Poisoned Coffee
A woman was on the witness stand, accused of poisoning her husband.
"After you put poison in the coffee, you sat at the breakfast table
and watched your husband drink it.
Tell me, didn't you feel the slightest bit of pity for him?" the defense attorney prompted.
"Yes," she replied, "I think there was one moment when I felt sorry for him."
"And when was that?"
"When he asked for his second cup."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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3rd December 2009, 07:34 PM #2
A glutton for punishment.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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