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Thread: Early Morning Exercise
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2nd December 2009, 02:43 PM #1
Early Morning Exercise
A visiting speaker was impressed by the enthusiasm that our Christian
school students showed in their physical education class.
"I exercise, too," he sighed, faintly smiling at our pastor.
"Every morning I awaken to the alarm, jump from bed, and run around the
block six times."
As our pastor expressed surprise and offered hearty praise, the man
continued, "Then I kick the block under the bed and go back to sleep."Androgens Order
Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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3rd December 2009, 07:37 PM #2
My wife and I use the block too.
We both stand on the block to make love.
When she sees my eyes starting to roll she
kicks the block from under me.
AllanLife is short ... smile while you still have teeth.
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