Early Morning Exercise

[Rodgera]

A visiting speaker was impressed by the enthusiasm that our Christian
school students showed in their physical education class.

"I exercise, too," he sighed, faintly smiling at our pastor.
"Every morning I awaken to the alarm, jump from bed, and run around the
block six times."

As our pastor expressed surprise and offered hearty praise, the man
continued, "Then I kick the block under the bed and go back to sleep."

[Allan at Wallan]

My wife and I use the block too.

We both stand on the block to make love.

When she sees my eyes starting to roll she
kicks the block from under me.

Allan