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  1. 18th November 2009, 07:55 PM #1
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    One night 4 college students were partying until late and did not
    study for a test which was scheduled for the next day.

    In the morning, they thought of a plan. They made themselves look
    as dirty as possible, with grease and dirt.
    They then went to the teacher and said that they had gone to a
    wedding last night and on their return, a tyre burst on their car
    and they had to push the car all the way back home and that they
    were in no condition to do the test.

    The teacher kindly allowed them to do a re-test after 3 days.
    They thanked him and said they would be ready by that time.

    On the third day, they went for their test. The teacher said that
    as this was a Special Condition Test, all four were required to sit
    in separate classrooms.

    They all agreed as they had prepared well in the last 3 days...

    The test consisted of 1 single question, worth a total of 100
    points.........




    Q. 1. Which tyre?

    a) Front Left b) Front Right
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  2. 18th November 2009, 09:10 PM #2
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    They were probably "two tyred" to answer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Allan at Wallan View Post
    They were probably "two tyred" to answer.

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    Tread carefully Allan
    Cheers Fred



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    and keeping a Low Profile is best

    or is it a case of being Slick
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    It is a shame because after all of that preparation, they would have been all pumped up.


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    The original joke was good........

    ......but the follow up comments left me deflated
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    Quote Originally Posted by labr@ View Post
    The original joke was good........

    ......but the follow up comments left me deflated

    Why? Do you think that the sentiments are rubbery and that they just compound the problem?



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    Bad taste infractions for the lot of you.


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    Quote Originally Posted by watson View Post
    Bad taste infractions for the lot of you.
    You'r only doing it to inflate you'r ego we know
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    Oh well that leaves me flat
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    But only on your bottom
    Cheers Fred



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    Well, that is bringing a bit of pressure to bear!
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    Shouldn't they barr all these extra comments?

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    This one has worn the tread well !!!
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    Forgive your enemies, but never, ever forget their names.
    The stupid neither forgive nor forget; the naïve forgive and forget; the wise forgive but never forget.
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