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    Default You know you are getting older when....

    Seeing that most of us are just out of our teenage years, I thought it might be good to share those experiences or insights that let us know that we are getting older.

    I will start off with "you know you are getting older when Memory Lane turns into an 8 lane highway."

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    you know you are getting older when
    You get into the shower (as I did last week ) and your glasses start to fog up
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    Was just thinking about this today, when I realised I couldn't toss a 24' extension ladder around like I used to.
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    You know you are getting older when you spend an hour looking for your glasses and suddenly realise you are wearing them.
    Reality is no background music.
    Cheers John

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    You know when you’re getting older when you stop accepting birthday invites and start going to weddings or funerals

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    You know your getting older when

    You stop wearing long shorts and get fitted for long trousers ( for those who recall those days)

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    You know you are getting old when ----- you attend your grandchild's wedding.

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    you know you are getting older when
    When how long a minute is depends on which side of the toilet door your on
    Ashore




    The trouble with life is there's no background music.

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    You know you're getting older when a sexy girl wearing one of those bare midriff tops goes by... and you get concerned that her tummy might be getting cold.

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    You know you're getting older when you catch yourself telling people how it used to be...
    "We must never become callous. When we experience the conflicts ever more deeply we are living in truth. The quiet conscience is an invention of the devil." - Albert Schweizer

    My blog. http://theupanddownblog.blogspot.com

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    ...when you catch yourself looking at a pretty girl, but can't remember why you do that
    Cheers

    Jeremy
    If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly

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    ....when your 1st grade classroom and all it's pictures, fittings, and furniture turns up in a heritage museum.

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    You know you are getting older when the young blokes at work were born in the same year that you clocked up 15 years at work.
    Hooroo.
    Regards, Trevor
    Grafton

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    when the plants in the garden are for eating rather than smoking!

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    Actually, in my life I knew I was getting old when I started getting ready for bed the same time I used to start getting ready to go out on the town!

    Bring on the walking frame !

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